Boshmonger.

A boshmonger busies himself primarily with the mongering of bosh. Generally, this will be in the form of perspicacious persiflage, lexical prestidigitation and verbal derring-do.

Posit ennui is home to a miscellany of boshmongers.

Dr. Y.U. Thropplenoggin, a self-styled ‘ethnosexographer’. Armed with only a trusty pith helmet, well-starched safari suit, and the ‘proper bosh’, he attempts to “bag”  various intra-species species, such as the mythical well-cushioned wench, Ghetto Booty, and shares his tales  of sexual derring-don’t in “In Like Thropplenoggin!”. His hip-hop nom de guerre is ’The Big T’.

Gundiguts n. A fat pursy fellow, who  has been raised on fancy aristocratic fare. He loathes all that is new-fangled and excessive about modern cuisine, laying into ludicrous concept restaurants and subatomic gastronomy. However, ordinary food – bacon sarnies, beans on toast – are a revelation to him and described with lunatic effusiveness. Read his reviews in CulinaryLingus - it’s a bit of a mouthful!

Ray Mears Popular survivalist and master of Bushcraft (leading to a second career as a pubic topiarist), his popularity as a popular entertainer on TV often forces him to go “incognito” on the High Street.  He is currently trying to survive in the Urban Jungle. Occassionally shares his x-rated collection of “Machete Porn”.

Their alter ego is Neil Fitzgerald.  He can write drollery for you, too.

Send him word via electronic epistle: neilsfitzgerald@gmail.com

The Big T image is an amalgam of personages utilised via a Creative Commons License.

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