Yoiks! The Big T Has A New Digital Palimpsest!

August 5, 2009

CLICK! the Big T’s helmet to be magically transported to the new, sartorially-superior “proper bosh”!

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Ice-Cubed: Hiphop star now three times as badass!

May 5, 2009

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Gangsta rapper Ice Cube is reported to have said,

“They’re gettin’ GM on ma ass!”

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NEW! Noggin 2 Noggin: Tom Cruise’s 10 Second Interview with Thropplenoggin

February 16, 2009

Thropplenoggin’s latest wheeze – The Big T goes ‘noggin to noggin’ with the preeminent personalities of the age…for a full 10 seconds!

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Ray Mears: Urban Survival: Cooking Up A Fowl Feast

January 22, 2009

A new bi-weekly series on how to survive the ever-hazardous “urban jungle” by survival expert, Ray Mears

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Chagrin & Bear It: Obama’s “Performance Anxiety” Issues Get Thropplenoggined

January 16, 2009

In a new weekly column, Professor Q.T. Thropplenoggin, “phenomenologist to the stars” helps celebrities solve their dilemmas

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U-who? Band members in shock mannequin replacement!

December 19, 2008

Occasional nonsense stories that can’t be proved otherwise.

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U2 Announce New Album Title, Release Date

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Sordid Ancestral Secret #1:Lascaux LOLcat REVEALED!

December 3, 2008

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Archaeologists were up in arms today over a sensational new discovery at the caves in Lascaux, France, after a LOLcat was found at the site.

LOLcats were previously thought to be a very modern, web 2.0 form of idiocy, bearing all the hallmarks of a culture dumbed-down and in dangerous possession of an Internet connection.  LOLcats typically sport illiteracy, a notable lack of wit, and retch-inducing whimsy in the form of an image of a cat wearing a sock on its head.

Anthropologists were debating the authenticity of the Lascaux LOL, as its grammatical syntax is thought to be of a far superior level to those in present-day LOLcats.

Others have found comfort in the fact that homo sapiens may have started dumbing down as early as 16,000 years ago.

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