In Like Thropplenoggin! In Pursuit of ‘Ghetto Booty’ Part IX – The Bling’s The Thing

Tales of sexual derring-don’t from “ethnosexographer to the stars”, Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin

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In Like Thropplenoggin: In Pursuit of Ghetto Booty pt viii: Befuddled By The Bizarre Manhattanese Tongue

Tales of sexual derring-don’t from “ethnosexographer to the stars”, Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin

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In Like Thropplenoggin: In Pursuit of Ghetto Booty Part vii: Can Ye West Side Story?

Tales of sexual derring-don’t from “ethnosexographer to the stars”, Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin.

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In Like Thropplenoggin: In Pursuit of Ghetto Booty Pt. 4: Pre-Duel Donkywork

Tales of sexual derring-don’t from “ethnosexographer to the stars”, Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin

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In Like Thropplenoggin: In Pursuit of Ghetto Booty Pt.2: The Hipper-hopper

Tales of sexual derring-don’t from “ethnosexographer to the stars”, Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin

Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin with cigarillo:

assessing the merits of “emerging” hipper-hoppers,

99p & Opus Dei-Glo

Ray Mears, Urban Survival: The Big Apple I: hotdog vs rotdog

A new weekly series on how to survive the ever-hazardous “urban jungle” by survival expert, Ray Mears I’ve just arrived here in a daunting new urban environment, and have been fortunate to find good shelter straight away.  This little patch of ground just beneath the skyscapers offers perfect protection from the wind. I get to watch the world go by, too. Urban survival in the “large fruit of the Malus Rosaceae tree” or “Big Apple” is all about keeping a low profile so as not to offend the local warrior tribe – the NYPD – famed for their rapid pistol fire and baton-wielding skills.

One of the essentials of inner city survival is food, and I’m just about to go scavenging for half-eaten hotdogs.

Here’s my top tips on how to spot a hotdog from a rotdog: I always give it the ENT test: Eye, Nose & Throat.

1. Eye: can you spot any mould?

2. Nose: Give it a quick sniff.  Any unpleasant pongs or nasty niffs?

3. Throat: Take a nibble and test your gag response.  If you can hold it down longer than a minute, you’ve got a dog that’s “hot to trot” all the way down your gullet.

The carbs in one of these discarded dogs could just prove to be a life-saver and, as we’ll see, it’s a darn sight easier than trying to snare the local fauna, which, in these parts, tends to be of the feathered rodent variety a.k.a pigeons.

Exhibit H & D:

Photos remixed from Bill Meyring and Jimmiehomeschoolmom

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In Like Thropplenoggin II: In Pursuit of ‘Ghetto Booty’

Tales of sexual derring-don’t from “ethnosexologist to the stars”, Dr. Y. U. Thropplenoggin

Thropplenoggin beats a hasty retreat,

hopes to find inspiring strategy in the smoke of a cigar

Photo by OctopusHat

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