Welcome to Follywood! #6 Tom’s Cruises

Inside Hollywood their lurks a world of shameful merchandising products that the stars don’t want YOU to see!  Welcome to Follywood!

Dichotomy Corner with Tom Screwloose #1: In or Out?

Here’s a neat ruse! Tom Screwloose gives us clues for those of us bemused and confused about his views.

Inspired by Tom’s incoherent ramblings on Scientoxology here.

Photo of TC by lewishamdreamer

 

Pith & Twaddle Game 2: Dazed & Tom Cruised

Thropplenoggin’s glottal-stoppin’ new word association game for deipnosophists, sesquipedalian lovers and logorrhoea sufferers alike!  It’s Mallet’s Mallet for the polysyllabic, but without the mallet and not a Timmy in sight! Huzzah! 

Photos by lewishamdreamer and Howie_Berlin

 

 

NEW! Noggin 2 Noggin: Tom Cruise’s 10 Second Interview with Thropplenoggin

Thropplenoggin’s latest wheeze – The Big T goes ‘noggin to noggin’ with the preeminent personalities of the age…for a full 10 seconds!

Photos remixed from originals by lewishamdreamer and OctopusHat

Chagrin & Bear It: Tom Cruise Gets Thropplenoggined

In a new weekly column, Dr. X.Y. Thropplenoggin, “anthropologist to the stars”, helps celebrities solve their dilemmas

Dear Tom

You’ve come to the right man.  As a self-styled “anthropologist to the stars”, this is the sort of question I get asked all the time:  Which fad religion should I join this month?  Will I become the laughing stock of Hollywood if I start wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?  Is it safe to come in from the Zen garden yet?  Why can’t I just make up my own religion?  And, most delicate of all, is Scientology a c-word, and, if so, should I avoid it like rats infested with Russell Brand?

I’m afraid you’re going to have to be a big brave boy for Dr. Thropplenoggin, Tom.  Take a deep breath.  Stop that banal smirking for just a moment.  Okay.  Here goes.  As it happens, Mr. Spielberg is right.  Scientology is a c-word, it is a story, and, yes, it is E.T. writ large.  Come on, Tom, didn’t you ever wonder where L. Ron got his name from?  It’s Old Mother Hubbard, she of the bare cupboards!  Or consider the poor choice of “spiritual auditing” with all those juicy tax breaks?  Or ponder why thetan was an anagram of the ant?

Okay, Tom, believe it or not, you’re already well on the road to recovery.  You will, I’m sure, have moments of doubt, so why not recite this little ditty at such times, to keep you on the right path:

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch old Rover a bone.

When she bent over
Old Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

Consider yourself cured – and Thropplenoggined.

Dr. Thropplenoggin

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